Proper BMW Parking

"Reborn Pyrrhic" (pyrrhic) 01/05/2015 at 00:59 • Filed to: BMW, asshat, E30, 325e, parking, youngtimer, rpiereck

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Before I used to call them asshats. But now that I own a 1987 BMW 325e I understand them. Never mind that it's a $3500 car. It's mine and I am parking like this.

I_AmDeath > Reborn Pyrrhic 01/05/2015 at 01:15

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I mean at this point your just adhering to a tradition past down through generations of asshats.

Reborn Pyrrhic > I_AmDeath 01/05/2015 at 01:35

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It's a German car, that's what Germans do.

Der Apfel fällt nicht weit vom Stamm.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Reborn Pyrrhic 01/05/2015 at 01:40

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It's a BMW thing. Also, it's amazing how tiny those (these) cars are. Also, are you in NoVA?

Reborn Pyrrhic > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/05/2015 at 02:06

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This car was a direct competitor to the Saab 900 when it was new, and I used to daily drive a 900. That car is much bigger inside! The E30 is small. When you park it next to new car it's even tinier! I had it right next to brand new Sentra yesterday and the Nissan looked huge next to it.

I am in Newport News, so it's more like south Virginia.

AddMustard > Reborn Pyrrhic 01/05/2015 at 04:30

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You see that space right between the SUV and your driver door? That's where I will park.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Reborn Pyrrhic 01/05/2015 at 10:31

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You're killing me, man. I hope this is just a joke. Your car is so small you'd have a yard on either side just taking one spot!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > I_AmDeath 01/05/2015 at 14:43

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And the rest of us will adhere to a tradition passed down through generations of...the rest of us, by smashing his car with our lifted trucks and then drawing a penis on the back.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Reborn Pyrrhic 01/05/2015 at 15:58

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And the 2k2 is smaller than the E30.